I'm Coming Back As A Man

Today I met a total fool
He stared at my boobs and started to drool
I'd rather meet a guy instead
Who cares if there's a brain in my head

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I'm Coming Back As A Man

I'm coming back as a man, for sure.
Even though I really don't want to be
one. I just want the perks. You know,
the perks the jerks get.

Have you ever been with a guy and you're
having a romantic talk (or so you think)
and a hot girl walks by? Did you ever see
a head snap around so fast? Yup, they
just can't help it. They've gotta check out
everything that walks by. Right in the
middle of the most romantic, profound
moment with you.

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AM I THROUGH WITH MEN FOREVER?

Well, maybe this time I really am through
with men.

I mean, can you imagine working all day,
coming home with bags full of groceries
and then preparing a beautiful meal?

And all the while Mr. Pigface sits there
drinking beer, belching and farting
and not even offering to lift a finger to help?
Not one teenie weenie little finger?

And then he expects me to get all hot and
bothered by his mere presence? Ugh.
I've had it. This girl is through giving and
slaving and bending over backwards. The
returns are definintely not worth the effort.

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My Favorite Part Of Man Bashing Song

OMG !!!!!!!!!!! I laughed my butt off
when I heard this part.

"And the family jewels God gave to Adam
In my next life I'm gonna have 'em
Cause I'M COMING BACK AS A MAN !!!

I'll drink to that!

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Man Bashing

Well don't know about you, but I'm
getting a little sick and tired of the
attitudes of a lot of men. And I'm
wondering: have times REALLY
changed that much since our
mothers and grandmothers
were the June Cleavers of the 1950's?

There's a great song that says it all.
It's called:
"I'm Coming Back As A Man"

and it's hysterical. Here's how it starts out:

It wasn't the curse, it wasn't PMS rage
My need for recognition is what made me deranged
So I threw off my apron, put a Ms. by my name
And set out to beat the good ol' boys at their game

Now I'm having a breakdown
My nerves are worn thin
'Cause doin' it all is doin' me in

But I've come up with one hell of a plan
I'M COMING BACK AS A MAN

There's a lot more, this is just one little part that
sets it up. You can even hear a snippet at:

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